HORSE CRAZY! A Tongue-in-Cheek Guide for Parents of Horse-Addicted Girls by Bob Goddard

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Subjects:

  • Horses & ponies,
  • Humour,
  • General,
  • Horses - General,
  • Humor : General,
  • Juvenile Nonfiction : Animals - Horses,
  • Pets / Horses / Care,
  • Pets

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The Physical Object
FormatPaperback
Number of Pages136
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL12553415M
ISBN 101601452586
ISBN 109781601452580

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The passion for horses serves as the backdrop for Bob Goddard's hilarious parody of horse care guides. Written from the perspective of a bewildered father of two horse-addicted daughters, Horse Crazy takes an unabashed tongue-in-cheek approach to owning and caring for horses.

In the first chapter, readers (ostensibly parents) are advised to run away and hide the moment they discover their. At some point I scrolled to the bottom of a page and noticed his book.

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A Tongue-in-Cheek Guide for Parents of Horse-Addicted Girls at Read 5/5(3). B ob Goddard finds humor in the situations every parent of a horse crazy kid will face at one time or another. His writings will make you smile, and should be mandatory reading for parents- before purchasing a horse." - Sally Alford Manning, Editor, Horse & Pony News, Inc.

I ceased to find Bob funny years ago. But a page book might not be. Freelance writer Bob Goddard lives in Grand Rapids, Michigan, with his wife, Jenny and assorted pets.

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Yes, I am one of those "horse crazy" girls. I have been riding horses basically my entire life and I am not afraid to admit it is my absolute passion.

But growing up in an area where it is very uncommon, I was seen as pretty weird. I have heard before that every school has that one weird girl that is.

Apparently, there was nothing in that endless bag of tricks that could stop an invisible horse. Freelance writer Bob Goddard lives in Grand Rapids, Michigan, with his wife, Jenny, and assorted pets.

His latest book is Horse Crazy. A Tongue-in-Cheek Guide for Parents of Horse-Addicted Girls. To order, and to read his humorous blog, “Bob the.

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Which one are you. horse-hating, horse-loving, or in between. A horse could mold your daughter into the person you’d be proud to see her grow into. To all of the parents who are weighing the pros and cons of horse ownership, here’s why I would argue that it’s worth every penny. It keeps her out of trouble.

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Their flowing blond locks hide the crazy in their eyes and EVEN though they look like a Belgian, they are anything but calm in nature. A horse pulls back when tied with a bridle and bit, and the bit cuts the tongue. A bridled horse gets loose and steps on the reins, and the bit cuts the tongue.

A horse takes an impact to the jaw (is kicked or falls) and bites their tongue (this can also be an indication.

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